Think, Then Speak

While shopping at a thrift store for kitchen kit, Stacy called and asked what I was up to. "I'm buying a little pot and then going to your mom's house."

This joins other slips...

To Stacy, "You smell like petroleum."

While on the phone, surrounded by co-workers, I promised a customer I would protect her popular product from other salespeople - wanting to sell it. "Don't worry, I'm beating them off now."

Goodwill

In Goodwill loo...


This bugger startled me in the parking lot, so I felt compelled to work it into an insane bat frenzy. Sorry dog lovers, but 4 thoughts come to mind when I see, hear or think about little yappy dogs.

#1 Trap shooting
#2 A Fish Called Wanda
#3 Kickoff in American football
#4 My neighbor's chiwawa (Moses Lake) that took on a rottweiler, while defending its yard and lost a tooth for the effort.



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